Turtle & Guy 

There’s a guy named Turtle and a turtle named Guy 
Share a little house on the Lower East Side 
Nap all day, sleep all night 
A guy named Turtle and a turtle named Guy 
Oh, why oh why? 

At breakfast time somebody called on the phone  
They said, “Hey, is Turtle home?” 
Guy looked a Turtle, Turtle looked at Guy and said, 
“Is it for you, or is it for I?” 

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At snack time somebody called on the phone  
They said, “Hey, is Guy home?” 
Turtle looked at Guy, Guy looked at Turtle and said, 
“How will we ever get over this hurdle?” 

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At lunch time somebody called on the phone 
They said, “Hey, is Raffi home?” 
Guy looked at Turtle who was eating a cucumber and said, 
“I think they must have the wrong number!” 

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At supper time somebody called on the phone 
They said, “Hey, is anybody home?” 
Guy looked at Turtle, Turtle looked at Guy and it took them a second to realize… 
“Telemarketer! Noooooooo thank you!” 

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